'AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ZOMBIE!!!!!!!" I hear all the deviants scream. Someone has to put them to there ease.
"How 'bout I do it?" I respond to myself. "I'm the one who started it, I shall be the one to put it to it's end." I climb up onto a small imaginary digital podium shouting "Fear not fellow deviants! I simply meant that I had come back after a long break. A hiatus of sorts. Oh silly humans and cyber-kinetic beings. It was simply a metaphor!" I cast out a grand cheery smile to the now calm deviants in front to me.
"Oh dear!" they exclaim. "It's appears that in our quite unnecessary rampage, we have destroyed half of the entire site! Oh, stupid us!" they shout out. "We better clean up this mess this instant."
"That's more like silly slaves! That's more like it!"

As I quickly fall out of my internet fantasy land, I see that the very same ground that was green this morning, is now covered in snow. Where's global warming when you need it?